A terrible irony

Recently I visited one of my favorite video web logs on youtube called TheResident. It wasn't the video that bothered me so much as one of the comments. The actual video was about TheResident visiting E3 and was actually entertaining enough for me to watch being that I've always wanted to go to E3. Viewing the comments I found the following:

"Fuck these video game fagets, you need to get yourself with a true man - I can beat the shit out of anyone at E3 and anyone on this page because they are too busy jerkin it to a cartoon while im in the gym beanching 370 - enough to put my fist through these fagets skulls, so give me a holla!!!" - danteAllahOeAkbar

That's not entirely too interesting in and of itself but when I saw it a ton of things came to my mind. First I took the liberty of checking out his profile so I could see what a typical comment looks like for Mr. Akbar. Not too much to my surprise almost every comment he left was either rude or obscene. My first instinct was to leave a reply to this humongous troll's obvious attempts to get a rise out of the people he was leaving comments for.

Instead of doing that I thought I'd like to critique a few things here for every body who can view this web log to see. I'll do this like normal with segments taken from his reply and my response to said segment. And finally I'll follow up with one last thought. Enjoy.

"Fuck these video game fagets, you need to get yourself with a true man "
Video game fagets? First off what is a faget? Oh that's right faget is the way testosterone driven morons spell FAGGOT. I suppose by real man you mean the same old stereotypical podump, let's go huntin' and have some chew, male that you feel you have to be. Secondly, these video game "fagets" are more than likely in the same category of people who enable you to use your little puter and leave all those badly written comments. The kind of people who actually have the know how to build a computer. I'm sure you can lift a computer sure but who can't? I'm the same kind of "faget" you'd pick on and ridicule, yet somehow I can lift a computer.

"I can beat the shit out of anyone at E3 and anyone on this page because they are too busy jerkin it to a cartoon while im in the gym beanching 370 "
Yes because that's definitely what women are impressed with: men who can beat the shit out of people who are weaker than them. That's the kind of honorable action that people flock to every day, yes sir it is. What's wrong with jerkin' it to a cartoon? I'm sure it's no worse than jerkin' it to sports magazines like you do because you are a "real man". Who cares if you can lift 370 pounds? I'm sure you are good at moving furniture and lifting weights but when are you going to do something that actually matters? I mean since you are so great you ought to be able to do things that people are impressed with. The general populace might go ohhh and ahh at your strength but after the bear is done standing on the ball, the dog is done jumping through the ring of fire, and the bearded lady has shown her beard what are you going to do? Every body will forget how much you can lift and realize how fucking stupid you are because you can't do much else.

"enough to put my fist through these fagets skulls, so give me a holla!!!"
Illiteration aside I think I'll stick with not having a fist in my skull. Once again you've proven your male dominance, are you happy now? No of course you aren't, people such as yourself are rarely ever satisfied with compliments. That's why they call it narcism. You are so full of yourself that you fail to realize how full of shit you are. You have no real use in this world and can't do things people actually look up to like fighting crime or saving people from burning buildings. Hell you can't even spell most of the time I'm sure. I'm sure that all the females holla at you all the time friend. The kind of women we all dream about. The kind of women that don't even know how to use a pencil eraser.

In summation I've concluded that this is a new breed of person we have here. I've come across this type of person once or twice. Their pig headedness has lead them to believe that the majority of people see men or women as a stereotype instead of individuals. These people pick on others that help them. The "fagets" that he's talking about might one day come up with something that he'll want. You know that iPod you bought and wear on your hip as you lift weights? Yeah one of those "fagets" came up with that. The point is that people are free to live life however they want to. I'm sure there are people out there that choose not to have any friends and could care less. I bet some of them even find that fulfilling. It's not an insult to say somebody doesn't have friends because that is just fine. I can't imagine Mr. Akbar having many friends if this is his view on life. I'm sure any friends he has actually managed to acquire will eventually come to the realization that he is a douche and nobody likes him because of his close-minded nature.