Because I troubleshoot phone service I often run into "interesting" answering machine messages when I make test calls. Today I heard something so dumb I just had to share it with every one that reads this web log. All one of you. This is not a word for word interpretation but please feel free to gaze in amazement. I now present to you the most disturbing answering machine message I've ever heard.
"Hi, this is Jesus
and this is Satan. We'd like to read you a short prayer before you leave us your name and number (Insert passage from the bible here)."
Who in their right mind puts something like this on an answering machine? First off it's completely forced on you as if every body believes in the bible. Second, let's not forget that it's an ANSWERING MACHINE. It's a machine to leave messages on, MESSAGES. I want to leave my message and then hang up, I don't want to hear bible scriptures. This is worse than those people who leave fucking music as their voicemail greeting.
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This is what happens when you sniff a bucket of crack and decide you are going to record a message for your answering machine. Pay attention kids, there's a lesson to be learned here...
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